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 TV Humor (March 01, 2012 at 10:51 AM )
A friend of mine sent me this joke. It probably would only appeal to those with a consumer electronic background, but I thought I'd post it. Politically Correct TV Standards SECAM Used by France and the former Soviet union. No...

 Hard to Silence (January 09, 2012 at 2:20 PM )
God truly has an awesome sense of humor.

 Politically Incorrect Marketing (July 12, 2010 at 9:51 AM )
A friend emailed me this. I probably appreciated it even more since our family car was recently rear-ended by a Mexican who then drove off despite his airbags having employed. However, in this day of cell phones, it is difficult...

 Obama at Bat (July 06, 2010 at 12:13 PM )
A friend of mine sent me this link and I thought my readers would appreciate it....

 Saturday Night Live, CNN, and the Nobel Peace Prize (October 09, 2009 at 5:42 PM )
What a week! First, Saturday Night Live pointed out that Emperor Obama had no clothes. The impersonation of Obama was pretty weak, but essence of humor is truth and the skit was a riot. You Tube had it up for...

 The Wisdom of Children (September 19, 2009 at 7:15 PM )
On the lighter side, here is something that a friend emailed me. Numbers 15 and 18 were my favorites. 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks...

 Definition of Hate Speech (October 25, 2007 at 4:06 PM )
I wanted to capture this gem so I could find it again when needed. Hate speech is verbal communication that induces anger due to the listener’s inability to offer an intelligent response. Mike Adams...

 Estrogen and Beer (April 01, 2007 at 12:01 AM )
Scientists have recently found evidence that estrogen is present in some of the foods we consume. …red clover, yucca, hops and motherwort demonstrated significantly higher growth than control, indicating possible estrogenic effects. Hop is one of the four key ingredients...

 Quotes from Tomorrow's Authors (March 29, 2007 at 2:28 PM )
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. I have posted the...

 A Reporter with Guts (March 14, 2006 at 4:26 PM )
Jim Walsh is a humor columnist for the Cherry Hill Courier Post in New Jersey. For a humor columnist, he showed more guts and journalistic integrity than the vast majority of those who claim to be journalists. Here is the...

 Best Blonde Joke (February 21, 2006 at 4:14 AM )
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely...

 Interesting Lyrics (January 30, 2006 at 8:51 AM )
Read the entire thing and then I will give the background. The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane The naughty lady of Shady Lane Has hit the town like a bomb The back-fence gossip ain't been this good Since Mabel ran...

 Brilliant Hindsight (July 26, 2005 at 2:06 PM )
For those of you who aren't parents, enjoy your sleep now. Sometimes sleep deprivation can cause parents to do things that make sense at the time, but are obviously stupid in hindsight. One of my nephews has never taken more...

 Pet Dairies Uncovered (June 27, 2005 at 2:51 PM )
Paul, a friend of mine in the UK, sent me these diary entries from a dog and a cat....

 Are You an Idiot Like Me? (September 14, 2004 at 9:26 PM )
Last week my intelligence was questioned by both the extreme left and right. From the loony left, my intelligence was insulted, along with that of many millions of other Americans, when John Kerry's wife stated: "only an idiot" would fail...

 Happy Mother's Day (May 07, 2004 at 10:37 AM )
This Sunday is Mother's Day. I'm blessed with a wonderful wife who is also a wonderful mother. For her, and for all mothers, here are some links about the late Erma Bombeck, a famous mother who wrote some very funny,...

 Gawking May Be Hazardous to Your Health (May 03, 2004 at 11:51 AM )
Splash Day indeed....

 A Political Survey with a Twist (March 23, 2004 at 3:12 PM )
One of my readers, Don Hagan, has created a political survey. Unlike most surveys, you don't actually need to take this one to see the results. Hagan has provided the key along with the answers. Here are some of my...

 The Perfect Politically Incorrect Gift (March 18, 2004 at 3:23 PM )
Last year, I made a promise after reading a funny column by Mike Adams. He is one of my favorite columnists and has earned a permanent link at my roundtable (under Court Jesters). He is a politically incorrect tenured professor...

 Handling Stress (February 26, 2004 at 10:55 AM )
Sometimes people handle stress in unusual ways. What would you do if you were pursuing your doctorate while your wife was overdue with your third son? Here is one answer. After reading a book to his 4-year-old son, Andrew, about...

 Creative Writing (February 23, 2004 at 4:56 PM )
Lady Quixote sent me this link and stated "I could SO see you doing this as an undergraduate." If I were given that opportunity, well, my wife is probably right. Of course, I hope I would have been more polite...

 Political and Other Anagrams (February 23, 2004 at 4:47 PM )
A reader forwarded this list of anagrams to me. It was presumably created and compiled by several Scrabble experts. I found it amusing, but let me provide fair warning. This post contains a few crude anagrams (on par with Jay...

 Windows RG (February 19, 2004 at 2:02 PM )
A Mac User sent me this link. It contains enough truth to both hurt and be funny. Pay attention to the initial instructions (you exit the demo by holding down the "alt" key and hitting the "F4" key)....

 Today's Trivia (February 06, 2004 at 8:05 AM )
You may be surprised to learn that approximately 90% of dictionary publishers have omitted the word gullible since 1973. Let's do an unscientific study and see how many of my readers' dictionaries include the word. Please respond in the comments...

 A Day to Remember (January 28, 2004 at 10:33 PM )
Imagine you have some spare time and are near the beach. You see three large construction cranes and about fifty men working on the beach. They are apparently trying to load a 165 foot long whale onto a trailer truck....

 Mark Twain Quote (January 25, 2004 at 10:23 PM )
I'm a big fan of Samuel Clemens. Today I discovered a quote from him that was new to me. Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who...

 The Sound of Mommy (January 24, 2004 at 8:43 AM )
This morning, Lady Quixote was playing with the Little Princess. Lady Quixote: What sound does a duck make? Little Princess: Quack! Quack! Lady Quixote: What sound does a dog make? Little Princess: Woof! Woof! Lady Quixote: What sound does a...

 Ineffective Marketing (January 23, 2004 at 4:23 PM )
As we continue to work on our home, my wife is looking for some inexpensive (e.g., disposable) chairs to use until we have the repairs completed and paid off. She sent me a link to some Ikea chairs. The castors...

 A Surprising Development (December 16, 2003 at 11:44 PM )
A friend who values his anonymity sent me this top-secret image that he obtained from a hidden allied interrogation center deep in Iraq. I bet the media doesnt carry this story either......

 An Interesting Survey (December 16, 2003 at 6:03 PM )
Sometimes I discuss serious topics. This is not one of those times. For some reason, I followed Jay Solo's advice and tried this quiz. According to it: You are Sam the Eagle. You are patriotic and devoted. And extremely anal....

 Prediction of Poetic Justice (December 12, 2003 at 4:04 PM )
One can only hope that the Business Pundit is correct: First it was Big Tobacco, then Big Food, next someone will sue Big Porn. All they have to do is say it is addictive and targets minors, and since America...

 A Noteworthy Event (December 03, 2003 at 4:36 PM )
Steven Den Beste is one of the most popular bloggers on the net. He approaches things with a very logical and practical perspective think of a stereotypical engineer, but one who can actually write. He is at his best...

 Scamming the Scammers (November 26, 2003 at 10:07 AM )
I found the site 419 Eater via Samizdata. 4-1-9 is the reference number in the Nigerian penal code for Advance Fee Fraud. Given the number of Nigerians who are using the internet for their scams, even the US Secret Service...

 Obesity May Be Hazardous to Your Health (October 20, 2003 at 7:04 PM )
Imagine you are a large person in jail. You are part of a mass jailbreak that you and your fellow prisoners have plotted for months. Five of your fellows have just escaped down the hole you helped dig. Then you...

 Still Smiling (September 10, 2003 at 3:16 AM )
In the midst of working on my basement, I had to run to Lowes. After finding what I needed, I went to check out. I tried to pay for my purchase with a Lowes Gift Card. I ran it through...

 The Root of Old Europes Problem (June 26, 2003 at 10:39 PM )
While Kagan makes a good point that Old Europes biggest problem with the US is that Americas might makes Old Europe feel impotent, there may be a simply reason to explain the behavior of Old Europeans. After all (hat tip...

 Sputnik for Sale (June 04, 2003 at 4:22 PM )
(Hat tip to Dave Barry)If you are a space enthusiast and have at least a half a million dollars to spare, you can buy a piece of history. As the former Soviets come to grips with capitalism, an original Sputnik...

 Experiments In Speech And Diversity (May 28, 2003 at 6:59 PM )
(Hat Tip Reductio Ad Absurdum)If any of you are in the publishing business, or know someone in the publishing business, go sign up Professor Adams. His column on freedom of speech on campus is insightful and funny. Warning! Those with...

 Pet Safety Hazard (Hat tip Paul) (May 13, 2003 at 5:07 PM )
This 302k mpeg video is offered as a warning to cat owners.  Do not try this at home.  Presumably an overconfident cat was slightly bruised in the making of this video....

 Chutzpah at Augusta (May 09, 2003 at 6:04 PM )
I only gave the recent protests at Augusta a little attention last month. Yes, I know that some papers tried to make a big deal about this. Liberal papers followed the NOW line that this was discrimination. Conservatives talked about...

 'Helpful' Error Messages (April 30, 2003 at 9:55 AM )
Like many men, I do not like to spend much time shopping. I spend time researching what particular model may best suit my needs, but then I want to quickly acquire it. So I use mySimon a lot. It is...

 Today's Counter Culture (April 15, 2003 at 1:30 PM )

 Cure for HEV (April 10, 2003 at 11:04 AM )
Tony Woodlief discusses the problems of those infected with HEV. It is indeed a serious problem. However he claims that there is no cure. I disagree. I posted such a cure a few weeks ago.Whenever I receive an email from...

 Time Travelers Strictly Cash (March 29, 2003 at 5:54 PM )
I was visiting Winds of Change and saw a link to an incredible article on Yahoo News about a stockbroker who has outdone Hillary Clinton. Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre...

 Toughest Marines in the World (March 21, 2003 at 10:56 AM )
According to the Fox News Ticker, our marines can even destroy Iraqi tanks with just machine guns.Talk about propaganda! Now that has to really make any watching Iraqi soldiers quake....

 Reporter Fools Reporters (February 10, 2003 at 12:24 PM )
This is a very short article that clearly shows why most people dont trust the media. As a whole, those in the media dont do their homework....

 Go read ScrappleFace (February 05, 2003 at 12:50 PM )
Their satire on Powell's speech humorously points out why most people don't trust the Left on matters of national security better than logic ever will....

 Surprise! (January 27, 2003 at 11:14 AM )
I had some work done on my car this morning. As is my habit, I brought a book with me and was reading in the lobby. Another patron was passing the time by watching Good Morning America. At some point,...

 Choose Death (January 24, 2003 at 4:24 PM )
A big hat tip to Anne Wilson. Earlier Anne suggested that those who protest the "Choose Life" license plates should have the option to buy a "Choose Death" plate. State Rep. John Graham Altman made the same suggestion in South...

 Space Satire (January 21, 2003 at 2:00 PM )
A post at little green footballs made up a fake Arab League protest about the first Israeli in space. It was obviously false, with comments like "Yaser Arafat's live speech on the Qatar-based pan-Arab satellite network al-Jazeera today was quickly...

 

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