January 28, 2004
 
A Day to Remember
Imagine you have some spare time and are near the beach. You see three large construction cranes and about fifty men working on the beach. They are apparently trying to load a 165 foot long whale onto a trailer truck. Then it explodes.

 
 
Gentleman Revolutionary
I finished reading Gentleman Revolutionary: Governeur Morris – the Rake Who Wrote the Constitution by historian Richard Brookhiser. It was a very interesting biography of a man who had personal experience with two revolutions (ours and that of the French). If you enjoy history, I highly recommend the book.

Here a few facts that I found fascinating.

 
 
The Importance of Tenure
I have some concerns with tenure. For those of you unfamiliar with the tenure process at American universities, let me give you some background. Professors are expected to teach, provide service (to their department, school, university, and/or community), and perform research. The importance of these three factors depends upon the college or university. At pure teaching schools, very little emphasis is placed on research (just enough to keep the accreditation folks happy). At the other end of the spectrum, pure research schools only care about the quality of a professor's research (despite public statements about caring about their students, so long a professor is doing important research – and bringing money and/or prestige to the university, these schools do not consider teaching effectiveness when rewarding professors). Most schools fall somewhere in the middle of these two extremes.

 
 
 
January 27, 2004
 
Maybe it was about the Oil
Using their post-Saddam rights to free speech, Iraqi newspaper al-Mada published a list of influential foreigners who were given oil coupons (worth millions of dollars) in exchange for attempting to eliminate the sanctions against Saddam's regime. According to the BBC, There are at least 11 French names on the list of more than 270 foreigners published by al-Mada. One of those names was that of former French Interior Minister Charles Pasqua. I found his denial quite interesting and quite French.
Mr Pasqua denied knowing that any such transactions were taking place in the 1990s but he said it did not surprise him.

"Former Interior Minister Charles Pasqua is not involved, but maybe other former ministers are involved," he said.

I did not take a bribe. I knew nothing about these bribes. But if my fellow French ministers took bribes, I would not be surprised.

I don't know if Pasqua is an honest man being frank with the media about the lack of ethics in French government, or a dishonest man badmouthing his co-conspirators in order to distance himself from trouble. Neither explanation improves my opinion of the French government.

 
 
I Always Wondered
Mike has discovered the secret of chowmein. Well worth the look, but broadband helps.

 
 
 
January 26, 2004
 
FDIC Scam
It looks like the latest email scam is trying to use the government's authority.
On Friday, January 23, 2004, FDIC Consumer Call Centers in Kansas City, Missouri, and Washington, D.C., began receiving a large number of complaints by consumers who received an e-mail that has the appearance of being sent from the FDIC. The e-mail informs the recipient that Department of Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has advised the FDIC to suspend all deposit insurance on the recipient's bank account due to suspected violations of the USA PATRIOT Act. The e-mail further indicates that deposit insurance will be suspended until personal identity, including bank account information, can be verified.

This e-mail was not sent by the FDIC and is a fraudulent attempt to obtain personal information from consumers. Financial institutions and consumers should NOT access the link provided within the body of the e-mail and should NOT under any circumstances provide any personal information through this media. You also should be aware that clicking on the e-mail link could activate a virus, Exploit-URLSpoof.gen, that might not be immediately detectible.

The FDIC and the FBI are attempting to identify the source of the e-mails and disrupt the transmission. Until this is achieved, consumers are asked to report any similar attempts to obtain this information to the FDIC by sending information to: alert@fdic.gov

Anyone with questions about this scam may contact the FDIC Call Center toll-free at 1-877-ASK-FDIC (275-3342), which is staffed Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. ET, or look for updates on the FDIC Web site.

You may now return to your normal surfing.

 
 
Edwards Loses the Bowlers' Vote
This New Hampshire report paints a vivid picture of what happened Saturday night when Senator Edwards showed up at a bowling alley for a press conference.
The original idea was that Sen. Edwards himself would bowl.

...when I arrived at the bowling alley, about 15 minutes before North Carolina's Sen. Edwards, trouble was brewing. It was like The Perfect Storm, with two powerful opposing forces on a deadly collision course:

On the one hand, you had hundreds of people there to see the candidate, including a large, aggressive press corps that was not wearing appropriate bowling footwear.

On the other hand, you had league bowlers, who were there to bowl, dammit.

Into this festive scene surged Sen. Edwards, whose campaign theme is that he is going to bring America together. He stood on a platform and gave a speech, surrounded by a dense crowd of media and applauding supporters. About 25 feet away, outside the crowd, the bowlers offered their rebuttal. It was a weird kind of stereo: In one ear, I'd hear Sen. Edwards explaining how he would provide economic opportunity to all Americans; in the other ear, I'd hear: "OUR WHOLE NIGHT IS RUINED! YOU DON'T GIVE A (bad word) ABOUT US!"

What bright campaign manager thought of this fiasco? It reminds me of Clinton's infamous runway haircut, albeit on a smaller scale.

In another column, Mr. Barry also gives his brief impression of Wesley Clark.

 
 
 
January 25, 2004
 
Mark Twain Quote
I'm a big fan of Samuel Clemens. Today I discovered a quote from him that was new to me.
Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
Some things never change.

 
 
Snow Bound
We awoke to a white, icy view. Most of our small town closed for the day; they are not used to this type of weather. A few minutes ago, it warmed up enough for the sleet to turn to snow. Looks like a nice day to spend with the family and to finish some loose ends (such as catching up on emails and comments).

 
 
 
January 24, 2004
 
Just in from New Hampshire
The latest from the political columnist who most accurately captures the perspective of most Americans.

 
 
The Sound of Mommy
This morning, Lady Quixote was playing with the Little Princess.
Lady Quixote: What sound does a duck make?

Little Princess: Quack! Quack!

Lady Quixote: What sound does a dog make?

Little Princess: Woof! Woof!

Lady Quixote: What sound does a cow make?

Little Princess: Moo! Moo!

Lady Quixote: What sound does a mommy make?

Little Princess: Chocolate!

The Little Princess is one smart two-year-old.

 
 
 
January 23, 2004
 
Ineffective Marketing
As we continue to work on our home, my wife is looking for some inexpensive (e.g., disposable) chairs to use until we have the repairs completed and paid off. She sent me a link to some Ikea chairs.
The castors are designed for soft floors.

To protect your floor, use KOLON carpet/floor protector; sold separately.

Wonder what sort of protection my floor would require if the castors weren't designed for soft floors?

 
 
Protect the Spiderhole
TIKRIT, Iraq - The U.S. military said Friday it may fill in the spider hole that Saddam Hussein used as his final hiding place to prevent it from becoming a tourist attraction.
I hope not. Once Iraq is a peaceful and stable country, I hope the spiderhole – complete with lice – becomes a major tourist attraction. Let all people, especially those who desire power – mull upon how a modern day Ozymandias spent his last days as a tyrant.

Tip of the helm to Outside the Beltway

 
 
Debate Coverage
The debates last night had very little meat to them. After almost a year of debates, where the contenders are asked to give brief answers to questions – usually the same ones asked in previous debates – I can usually predict what the candidate is going to say before he speaks. I am dubious of any real benefit to these debates other than serving as a forum where candidates can practice their sound-bytes in front of a mostly appreciative audience (Lieberman was booed a few times for his pro-war statements).

Jeff Jacoby wrote a great review of the debate. I also found a complete transcript if you want all the details.

For the rest of you, let me use the actual words of the contenders to summarize the entire debate. (Disclaimer, I am snipping bits from various parts of the debate in order to organize the discussion by subject. The candidates actually skipped around quite a bit as they avoided answering some questions.)

 
 
 
January 22, 2004
 
2004 - Big Spender vs. Big Spenders
As my regular reader know, I think President Bush has done an abysmal job domestically. He has presided over one of the largest increases in domestic spending (non-defense related) in modern history.

I had hoped that at least one of the Democratic contenders would bring a dose of fiscal responsibility to the campaign. Alas, the non-partisan National Taxpayer Union claims otherwise.

 
 
Imagine That
Imagine that you were not a law-abiding citizen, but you had set aside your morals. For some reason you became a car thief. You laugh at the morons who leave their vehicles relatively unprotected. These people are too stupid to keep their vehicles and their insurance will pay them back anyway. Why, people should thank you for adding spice to their boring lives.

You have a good time stealing cars around the country. You like to travel, so you only steal a few cars in one location, then you move on. This way, the cops don't have time to learn your methods. Then you come to Columbus, Ohio. You spot a real winner. The car is really hot, you can probably pocket $35k from the local fence for a few minutes work. The dumb owner didn't even lock it.

You hop in the car. With your skills, it only takes a few seconds to hotwire it. You drive off, already planning how you will spend your money. All of a sudden, the car stops and the car's tape deck starts blaring.

Bad boys, bad boys, Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
You realize the door is locked as you see some of Ohio's finest come for you.

Tip of the helm to Clayton Cramer

 
 
 
January 21, 2004
 
Shopping Under the Influence
A 27-year-old Belgian was almost jailed for smuggling marijuana into Brussels after visiting Amsterdam. However, the police released him shortly after picking him up.
The man admitted that he'd been smoking marijuana in a coffee shop and had bought £140 worth of the drug to take home.

He was handed over to Belgian police who took him to a police station to Antwerp but then found his marijuana was cabbage.

A police spokesman said: "He was quite mad about it. We've set the man free, because it's not prohibited to bring cabbage over the border.

"Probably the man had smoked so much in Holland, that he didn't realise he'd been swindled."

 
 
My Kind of Woman
This thief entered the wrong pastry shop.
Police say a masked man entered the baker's shop in Wetzlar. The knife-wielding raider ordered the 47-year-old woman working there to hand over cash.

She reacted by taking several rolls and pieces of pastry from the display and throwing them at the man. He fled, but managed to snatch the woman's handbag which contained £20.

 
 
SOTU Analysis
I have reviewed the entire State Of The Union address and commented on each part of it. President Bush covered a lot of ground, so it is quite lengthy. If you want a quick synopsis, I gave him a D for his domestic agenda. Other than his tax cuts, Bush has accomplished little at home in his time in office. Spending is higher than ever and many of his new initiatives treat symptoms, not problems.

However, I give President Bush an A- for the war on terrorism. He has made some mistakes, but has achieved much. To paraphrase Sherlock Holmes, in 2003 the story was that the terrorists did not bark in the States. Keep them on the run, Mr. President.

The entire transcript of President Bush's SOTU address and my comments follow: