Imagine that you were not a law-abiding citizen, but you had set aside your morals. For some reason you became a car thief. You laugh at the morons who leave their vehicles relatively unprotected. These people are too stupid to keep their vehicles and their insurance will pay them back anyway. Why, people should thank you for adding spice to their boring lives.

You have a good time stealing cars around the country. You like to travel, so you only steal a few cars in one location, then you move on. This way, the cops don't have time to learn your methods. Then you come to Columbus, Ohio. You spot a real winner. The car is really hot, you can probably pocket $35k from the local fence for a few minutes work. The dumb owner didn't even lock it.

You hop in the car. With your skills, it only takes a few seconds to hotwire it. You drive off, already planning how you will spend your money. All of a sudden, the car stops and the car's tape deck starts blaring.

Bad boys, bad boys, Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You realize the door is locked as you see some of Ohio's finest come for you.

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