Give Your Beauty a Beast
These words of "wisdom" come from New York.
Looking for a little something special for your valentine? How about a hissing cockroach?While I am tempted to insert a Hillary Clinton crack, I shall refrain. Some things are just too easy.For ten bucks, you can adopt a hissing cockroach for your sweetheart. The adoption includes a photo, cockroach fact sheet and a free pass for your special friend to visit the little hisser.
I shall warn men to think carefully before following this advice. While a few women may appreciate this gift, most will not. I know Lady Quixote would not be amused by receiving such a gift. On the other hand, many men might appreciate it.
Unfortunately, these guys can survive in
Florida. Some pet dealers have had them escape into the wild. They are now on the banned exotic species list. They are also HUGE (5-8 cm long) (that's over 3" to the metrically challenged)
Posted by: PRC | 02/05/2004 - 06:57 AM
"Richard" NOT in Michigan
Posted by: Mrs. Quixote | 02/05/2004 - 08:24 AM
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Why does the name "Richard" keep echoing in my mind? Hmmmmm.