(Hat tip to Stephen Green) - Tim Blair speaks for Osama bin Laden giving him equal time with President Bush. The original is worth reading, but here is a sample.

We have faced the mildest, most measured attack our enemies could throw at us, and we have been rapidly defeated at almost every turn. The Muslim people have not risen as one to join my lunatic quest, the West has not been intimidated (well, except for the French) and every prediction about a Vietnam-style quagmire in Afghanistan proved false...