Prom Night (hat tip Lady Quixote)

Imagine you are the parents of a teenager who is going to the prom. You receive a letter from the school which already taught your child about sex. The letter includes the following statements:

We realize students may participate in reckless physical behavior. As a result of this knowledge, the school will be renting a limited amount of hotel rooms for private parties. Throughout the dance, we will also be distributing a `Bubbler Condom Care Package' containing free condoms and a brochure about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Fortunately, this was an anonymous prank. Presumably the prankster was one of the students who enjoyed a good laugh over this. I laughed too, but the scary thing is that this could actually be real in some school districts.

 
 
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HELL YES BUBBLERS!! :)
i love my school..

Posted by: Ashley | 10/03/2004 - 12:03 PM
 
 
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