Drew (California) sends this warning. He ran a French recipe for potatoes and herring roe through Babelfish, the online translation software.

Babelfish translated "passer cette creme a travers un chinois, rectifier l'assaisonnement" ("pass the cream through cheesecloth and correct the seasoning") as "pass the cream through a chinese man to adjust the seasoning"

Be sure not to eat anything in a home where they rely on Babelfish.