To while away the boring hours until the Election Campaign starts up, we could post some bits of Reagan humor here.
Rules:
The stories you post should be stories reliably attributed as being told by Reagan in various circumstances.
Why do each of you think there is this enormous outpouring of affection for Reagan by the US general public? Nostalgia (ie "for the past" unrelated to Reagan)? Because of his personality? Because of his policies? Accomplishments?
I would be interested in people's opinions. I am not asking what _your_ opinion of Reagan is, nor your opinion regarding public events or newspaper articles. Why do you think all these private citizens are so moved?

Reagan to Gorbachov
Apparently (I wasn't actually there) when Reagan met Gorbachov, Gorbie asked him why he was always saying such nasty things about the Soviet Union. Reagan told him he didn't always say nasty things. Sometimes he told Soviet Union jokes. And then Reagan (reportedly) told this story to Gorbie:
A New Soviet Man was asked by his wife to get some bread at the store. "I haven't the time," she told him. So, dutiful Russian husband that he was, he agreed to go to State Bread Store.
When he got to the store there was this huge line down the block. Not only that, the line was moving _very_ slowly. After three hours he was finally inside the store, with only 3-4 people left in front of him. Then the baker announced, "Store Closed! Everyone Leave! Bread Nyet!"
The guy lost it. He began raving. "Three hours in line for nothing! The Communist Party is always saying they will provide for all of us and they are so incompetent they can't even make enough bread!"
A guy in a trench coat with a hat pulled down over his eyes steps out from the line behind the guy and says, "Comrade, your conduct has been noted. You have been seen speaking against the Party in public. Be warned, you will never let this occur again."
"That does it!" screams the guy and he storms out of the store.
When he gets home his wife sees he has no bread. "Oh no," she cries. You spent three hours in line and the Party couldn't make enough bread for you!"
"That's nothing," answers the guy. "They can't make bullets anymore either!"